'' Please give me a hug, anyone? '' Berbatov

'' Let's dance . '' Evra

'' Here is not South Africa . Stop pushing me ! '' Fletcher

'' Arhhhh..watch out . Don't shoot me! '' Scholes

EVERTON FORCED TO DRAW

Everton scored twice in stoppage time to snatch a dramatic 3-3 draw at home to Manchester United, who left Wayne Rooney out of their squad after a week of allegations about his private life.

Everton 3 - 3 Manchester United

RED DEVILS forced to DRAW